Phone Freaks Sexy Time Comedy Hour With Puppets
Chat lines, comedy, stroke it, phone sex, cooking recipes, how’s the weather? Come singe your ears in our melting pot while Mammz and CJ guide you through the most entertaining, peculiar, nasty and unique conversations on America’s #1 telephone party line. That’s right, TELEPHONE PARTY LINES are still a thing. Join us each week with our guest hosts from the worlds of comedy, music and adult entertainment. Plus we have puppets! If you remember what it was like to hang with your friends in the lunch cafeteria and want to revisit those days, then this is the Time Machine you’ve been looking for. Channel your inner 12 year old, unplug, and laugh with and at callers that clearly have too much time on their hands. File this one under societal curiosities. If you are sick and tired of snowflakes, hypocrites and everyone being too polite, this is the podcast for you. Whether you are looking to join a community like this or just want to eavesdrop on real people talkin’ real talk we have just what you are in search of. We have the content you didn’t even know you needed. Enjoy! https://phonefreaks.com IG: @phonefreakspodcast https://instagram.com/phonefreakspodcast FB: https://facebook.com/phonefreakspodcast Twitter: @phonefreakspod https://twitter.com/@phonefreakspod Want to get in on the action? Maybe you’ll get on the show Unload with us at 712-432-LOAD (5623), or find love at 712-432-LOVE (5683)
Episodes
Episodes
Thursday Jun 22, 2023
I Had A Guy Sh*tting In My Sink
Thursday Jun 22, 2023
Thursday Jun 22, 2023
How long ago were you babysitting???...Maybe the devil will smack that pussy up...Dabs and shrooms aren't as popular in Texas...Prank calls by children...Rent paying polyamory...Does CTE really have CTE?...Angrily counting their stretch marks...Would you rather only have sex in bathrooms or kitchens?...Is he taking a shit, having sex or both?...Is racism better or worse than what the callers share?...McDonald's Sweet Tea...Maybe everyone has roommates that shit in the sink...Speechless spanking...Pre-rolled Js instead of rolling your own...
Join us all week with Essence Willis and be sure to follow her on Instagram @essencewillis01
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Wednesday Jun 21, 2023
Your Wikipedia Says Goat F*cker
Wednesday Jun 21, 2023
Wednesday Jun 21, 2023
Would you rather have a tapeworm or a parasite?...Bend over, I'm gonna beat that a-hole up...The goal is always to be an actress...Would you rather have sex with a goat and nobody would know or...All those gay guys that cum into the room...Is CJ finally gonna wingman for Mammz?...Don't get me started, Scorpio...We all want to meet the goat f*cker...I have a breadmaker...She has all the gadgets...I like cum all over me...Essence never nicknamed her vagina...It's wet and juicy...It's been crazy on here lately...
Join us all week with Essence Willis and be sure to follow her on Instagram @essencewillis01
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Tuesday Jun 20, 2023
Please Allow Me To Caress Your Prostate
Tuesday Jun 20, 2023
Tuesday Jun 20, 2023
How's your relationship with the lord?...Essence misses Bernie Mac...Scorpio is looking for large women (again)...Nugget nonsense...Phone sex while driving...Best parts of living in Los Angeles...Childhood rants need to be let go of...I want a dildo in my mf pussy...It's not ok to slut shame adult performers...Essence spills the tea on her dating life (all her exes live in Texas)...Sounds like he's pulling something out of his butt...His age range is 18 to 90...
Join us all week with Essence Willis and be sure to follow her on Instagram @essencewillis01
https://www.instagram.com/essencewillis01/
Monday Jun 19, 2023
I’m Not Messin Up My Smile For You
Monday Jun 19, 2023
Monday Jun 19, 2023
Essence Willis hangs with the CJ, Mammz and the Freaks!...Mammz doesn't know Texas (and other stuff)...Stats plus a hairy crotch...CJ played with a pierced d...Applause is the favorite part for Essence...Kiss my d...8 months till Christmas according to this lady...It should all be legalized...Edward Forty Hands...Essence plays lots of shows in the Greater Los Angeles area, check her out!...I'm like Quasimodo, I don't go outside...Why aren't y'all at work?...Real criminals kill liars in prison...Hair metal allowed straight guys to glam up and scared Jeremiah Paradise to rap...
Join us all week with Essence Willis and be sure to follow her on Instagram @essencewillis01
https://www.instagram.com/essencewillis01/
Meet Your Host: Kevs
Kevs is a true freak at heart. He is a musician, filmmaker and all around storyteller, a genuine ol' raconteur. His tastes are wide and varied with little room for judgment. Let him guide your journey while you delve into the deviant delights of the party line. He listens to the good, the bad and the ugly so you don't have to.
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