Someone Would Lose An Eye (Or A Clint)

If you were here I'd make you a plate...Love it, but I can't go back...If Randy comes in, I'm gone...Almost took a number 3 after a run through Beverly Hills...What's the difference between big and big ol'?...My cheeks got cheeks...Apparantly you're not allowed to say Jew--you have to say Jewish...I gotta work, I'm a business woman...It's like a super soaker...Aren't there 3 apostles?...Please call me J...My dog bit my thumb and I broke it by accident...And now he does boob jobs...

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