Laws of Attraction With Anger and Violence

Y'all near made her choke, shit...The guitar was like a shield...Introducing Wasabi and Douchebag Libra...Slide my hole over it...Kick people in the mouth who do vision boards...Paranormal Activity is based on a true story...It's definitely about asking yourself the right questions...It's important for the rhythm of the show to have the gay rooms...You can't break free of your old story when you are surrounded by your old audience...

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