Use My Leg Like a Stabilizer Bar

Down here in Texas...Cancel culture is aggressive and creates impossible platforms and platitudes...Gotta get that poison out, baby...You got a rowboat ass...Is reactionary behavior abusive?...I miss bullies. Bullies were great...She's useless to me so you take her...My wife's right next to me...Coolest haunted house ever...More Mario diversification talk...I couldn't be stomped and was still stompin' his head...

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Comedy Special: https://youtu.be/DwuyCFVC5lg

Newburg Podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/newberg/id1455119621