Thursday May 25, 2023
Someone Would Lose An Eye (Or A Clint)
Phone Freaks Sexy Time Comedy Hour With Puppets
Chat lines, comedy, stroke it, phone sex, cooking recipes, how’s the weather? Come singe your ears in our melting pot while Mammz and CJ guide you through a daily digest of the most entertaining, peculiar, nasty and unique conversations on America’s #1 telephone party line. That’s right, TELEPHONE PARTY LINES are still a thing. Join us each week with our guest hosts from the worlds of comedy, music and adult entertainment. Plus we have puppets! If you remember what it was like to hang with your friends in the lunch cafeteria and want to revisit those days, then this is the Time Machine you’ve been looking for. Channel your inner 12 year old, unplug, and laugh with and at callers that clearly have too much time on their hands. File this one under societal curiosities. If you are sick and tired of snowflakes, hypocrites and everyone being too polite, this is the podcast for you. Whether you are looking to join a community like this or just want to eavesdrop on real people talkin’ real talk we have just what you are in search of. We have the content you didn’t even know you needed. Enjoy! https://phonefreaks.com IG: @phonefreakspodcast https://instagram.com/phonefreakspodcast FB: https://facebook.com/phonefreakspodcast Twitter: @phonefreakspod https://twitter.com/@phonefreakspod Want to get in on the action? Maybe you’ll get on the show Unload with us at 712-432-LOAD (5623), or find love at 712-432-LOVE (5683)
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Wednesday May 24, 2023
Wednesday May 24, 2023
Weirdest thing that's aroused Mammz...Grandpa Schuster was a professional baseball player...How many remotes does she have?...CJ had super dry salmon...Some people are still wearing masks...Breastfeeding sucks...I feel like this has Brad Pitt in it...Beware of hernias when lifting your baby...I use a gun to survive being mugged...Can you please put the geisha stuff down?...CJ is high on life...Her mouth was full of food and she was spitting it at everybody...
Catch more with Jason Schuster all week long!
Instagram: @jschucomedy https://instagram.com/jschucomedy
https://www.jschucomedy.com/
Tuesday May 23, 2023
Tuesday May 23, 2023
Give me that kitty juice when I motorboat you...Pizza in Los Angeles sucks compared to Baltimore...Dead as a doornail?!?...I've gotta look that up...CJ can't stand how many lies are told in LA...If you went private with me I wouldn't get explicit...Ain't no party like a phone sex party...Mammz would fuck in VR with a full body suit--Judge Dredd style...Everyone apologized to me...Divorce through DocuSign please...Battleship mouth but a robo fist...Where the girls at?...
Catch more with Jason Schuster all week long!
Instagram: @jschucomedy https://instagram.com/jschucomedy
https://www.jschucomedy.com/
Monday May 22, 2023
Monday May 22, 2023
People don't have time to listen to this ish...C-Pap or mushrooms?...Giraffe golden-doodle...Hairloss robot remedy...I love your hard young rooster...Accidental anal...Dumbest Swedish joke on Jersey Shore...Turkish airlines does beauty tourism now...The snoring only hurts yourself...Are we allowed to appropriate and imitate anonymous people?...Moishe got herpes, stop with the biting briss...
Catch more with Jason Schuster all week long!
Instagram: @jschucomedy https://instagram.com/jschucomedy
https://www.jschucomedy.com/
Friday May 19, 2023
Friday May 19, 2023
I'm not trying to be mean or anything, but...It's a weird time for comics of a certain age...Just sittin' here strokin' my caulk...Yaya voodoo...CJ mixes Shien with her designers...I don't want to see any more ham...Freestylin' in room 8...A Leo would not listen to you snore...You had to act as if they didn't exist...A mouth does feel really warm and nice...On my little chatline journey...
For more comic relief from J Chris Newburg, check out the links below and come back all week!
https://www.thechrisarmy.com/
IG: https://www.instagram.com/thechrisarmy/
Comedy Special: https://youtu.be/DwuyCFVC5lg
Newburg Podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/newberg/id1455119621
Thursday May 18, 2023
Thursday May 18, 2023
What you mean, Curtis?...Return of the white dude!...If you fake it you're hurting yourself...At least you're doing it for God...Can I ask why you're burning in Hell?...Scientology education films for Mammz and CJ...Don't be shy ladies, I got seafood cuisine...He was a big Bible underliner...I did 5 albums before my special...Did Trump go to jail yet?...So much yelling from MAGA nation...
For more comic relief from J Chris Newburg, check out the links below and come back all week!
https://www.thechrisarmy.com/
IG: https://www.instagram.com/thechrisarmy/
Comedy Special: https://youtu.be/DwuyCFVC5lg
Newburg Podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/newberg/id1455119621
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